2001-08-04 - 4:03 p.m.
[note: my WHOLE stupid entry got erASed. mer.]
[fun with aim]
-conversation with kirei [cat-killer] and erin [meanish thing]-
+ edited for your convenience. some scenes may be too violent for some viewers. care bears do not actually care very much. in stereo where available +
poser emo kid: hi there.
eb7ball: hey
poser emo kid: how goes it with thee?
eb7ball: it goes...and yourself?
poser emo kid: ha. thats what i always say. now i dont have an answer ... (suspicious look) ... darn you
eb7ball: mwah ha ha
poser emo kid: i think you planned that
eb7ball: i did...just so you'd be at a loss for words
poser emo kid: pffft
eb7ball: heh heh. oh, i signed your guestbook...that is, if you are who i think you are.
poser emo kid: wHo Do YoU THINK i aM?
poser emo kid: OoOoOoOoOoOoO
poser emo kid: (scary ghost sounds)
eb7ball: is this....god? i TOLD you to stop IMing me here.
eb7ball: jeez
eb7ball: i mean...
eb7ball: cause i talk to you when i pray...not on the computer
poser emo kid: i think you need to talk to me mor- .... i mean no, im not god
eb7ball: nah, for real, you're kirei, or jessy...if that's your real name. right?
poser emo kid: hehe yup
poser emo kid: and yup
eb7ball: i'm goood
poser emo kid: yeah youre goooood
eb7ball: haha
eb7ball: how're your shoes?
poser emo kid: theyre doing good! hanging out on the floor of my room at the moment
poser emo kid: they say hey, by the way
eb7ball: oh well tell them i said hi.
poser emo kid: will do
eb7ball: glad you don't have those white nursing shoes with ventilation holes
poser emo kid: yeah me too ... though ... mmmmmm ... gotta love those ventilation holes...
eb7ball: yeah...especially if they're on a pair of dr. scholls. [sp?]
poser emo kid: oh yeah, definetly. foot comfort to the extreme [hah i really dont know]
eb7ball: i don't either...but hey, it sounded good enough
poser emo kid: haha. that works
poser emo kid: so whatcha doing
eb7ball: wasting my life away on the internet...the usual.
poser emo kid: whoa me too
eb7ball: great isn't it?
poser emo kid: um .... YEs... YES. its GREAT ... (nodding a lot)
eb7ball: haha...are you smiling too? that's important when you nod.
poser emo kid: (nods and SMILES)
eb7ball: good good
eb7ball: hey, i have glasses like yours. similar, anyway.
poser emo kid: oh cool! ... theyre the mad rad emo kid glasses!
eb7ball: haha...so they are
poser emo kid: yeah and they are um ... fake ... (looks away)
poser emo kid: O.o
eb7ball: mine are fake too. that's the beauty in them
eb7ball: they're more emo that way, i think
poser emo kid: really?? ... wow you rock!
poser emo kid: and yes... oh definetly more emo that way
poser emo kid: lol
eb7ball: haha...uh huh.
poser emo kid: we are so emo ..
eb7ball: i mean, these people with 'real' glasses, they aren't even semi-emo. they're just...one third emo
poser emo kid: pffft. definetly.
poser emo kid: POSERS
eb7ball: exactly.
poser emo kid: i just HATE those people
poser emo kid: ...
poser emo kid: (looks at my name)
poser emo kid: ignore that
eb7ball: heh heh. i'll brb...just a sec
eb7ball: haha
poser emo kid: (nodding)
poser emo kid: well FINE!
poser emo kid: hehe
eb7ball: "fine"?? you getting impatient on me? cause i can just..um..block you or something
poser emo kid: yeah FINE
poser emo kid: i knew you hated me anyway
eb7ball: always have. hehHEH.
poser emo kid: (sigh)
poser emo kid: thats why you put subliminal hate messages in my guestbook
poser emo kid: i KNEW it
eb7ball: yeah...when you read my message backwards it says mean things about you
poser emo kid: gosh .... i should have known you would do something like that
eb7ball: yeah...i'm evil like that. hurts to be this evil.
poser emo kid: i bet it does
poser emo kid: ooooo. jenny benny is on
eb7ball: on AIM?
poser emo kid: i dont think so. on the board
eb7ball: oh ok. cause i didn't see her on AIM
poser emo kid: well that would explain why i dont see her either, yes?
eb7ball: perhaps. i'll have to think about it some more, though, to be sure
poser emo kid: alright. i know how it can be with you slow thinkers
eb7ball: i'm not...slow...i just uh...take more time than some people
eb7ball: i'm 'special', if you will
poser emo kid: awwwwww
poser emo kid: of course youre special
poser emo kid: gee, im being awfully insulting for having just met. lets start over. hi im kirei
eb7ball: glad you think so. please don't point and throw rocks like the others.
eb7ball: hi, i'm erin.
poser emo kid: HEY READ WHAT I SAID SLOW PERSON!
poser emo kid: whoa sorry
eb7ball: haha
poser emo kid: dont know where that came from
eb7ball: must've been your cat
poser emo kid: youre right (glares at cat)
eb7ball: heh heh
poser emo kid: wow he must have been sleeping where he is the whole.. morning. maybe hes dead
poser emo kid: im just kidding
poser emo kid: really
eb7ball: if you say so
poser emo kid: dont think im a psycho okay?
eb7ball: too late for that
poser emo kid: darnit
eb7ball: no! this is a no cursing zone!
eb7ball: you kids and your foul mouths
poser emo kid: ...... YOU CAN GO TO HECK!
eb7ball: ahhh. well...um...yeah. meanie.
poser emo kid: meanie-stoopid-head
eb7ball: golly, that wasn't very swell of you to say.
poser emo kid: ... MEANISH THING! . . . .darn. okay starting over again. hi, im kirei
eb7ball: hehe. good morning.
poser emo kid: well um ... how are you ?
eb7ball: i'm...um...it goes.
poser emo kid: [this is the most psychoish conversation ive ever had, i wish i could save it but this is aimexpress and they dont let me save anything, darn conspiracy]
poser emo kid: (gasp)
poser emo kid: you so did that on purpose
eb7ball: heh heh [snickers at her clever comment that once again leaves jessy at a loss for words]
eb7ball: i KNOW
poser emo kid: PFFFT. I HATE YOU
eb7ball: no you don't. your cat is typing again.
poser emo kid: .... HES DEAD !!! .... oh ... wait .... gee, hes moving ...
eb7ball: you can't fool me.
poser emo kid signed off at 2:24:27 PM.
poser emo kid signed on at 2:24:28 PM.
eb7ball: welcome back
poser emo kid: well thanks
eb7ball: anytime
poser emo kid: can you send me the conversation? lol
eb7ball: yeah, i will. do you want it now or when it's...over?
poser emo kid: hahahaha when its OVER
poser emo kid: and then i will cleverly edit out this part..
poser emo kid: and... and ..
eb7ball: ok then.
poser emo kid: TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
eb7ball: to make you look like the smart one eh?
poser emo kid: shush!
eb7ball: hehe
poser emo kid: (menacing glare)
eb7ball: i seem to be stuck on my chair at the moment
poser emo kid: that might be a problem yes?
poser emo kid: it inhibits gettin' up and junk
eb7ball: well yeah...but i'm unstuck now.
eb7ball: but i'm bleeding.
eb7ball: hmmN.
poser emo kid: hrmmmm
poser emo kid: are you really bleeding?
eb7ball: yes, a bit
poser emo kid: ooooooo. not good
eb7ball: i'll live
poser emo kid: i donno.
poser emo kid: all your blood might fall out
eb7ball: hahaha..it might...
poser emo kid: yeah you should be careful about that i think
eb7ball: and i'll have to call 9-1-1 and get a blood transplant...transfusion...whichever.
poser emo kid: hmmmmmm. yes you'll probably have to
eb7ball: but maybe it'll be a scene and i'll get on that tv show with william shatner as the host...no...wait...that's not on anymore...
poser emo kid: hmmmmm. WHAT SHOW? ... you dont mean ... that ... show..... like ... THAT ONE SHOW, do you ???
eb7ball: yeah, THAT one show...you know, the one that has those...people on it...that comes on tv
poser emo kid: whoa. weird ...
eb7ball: maybe one of those after school shows about the kid with the problem. we all learned a lesson that day.
poser emo kid: ooooo. sounds like a great show...
eb7ball: it was. very moving.
poser emo kid: oooo. i bet.
eb7ball: uh huh. so....
eb7ball: i'm eating at el scorcho's tonight...even though i don't much like mexican food.
poser emo kid: HMMMM. i bet its all a conspiracy
eb7ball: yes, i'm plotting to overthrow the mexican food industry. one restaurant at a time. using a...taco? heh
poser emo kid: hey, its been done
eb7ball: it's already been done? man...maybe i should read the newspaper more often.
poser emo kid: yeah it was that ... uh ... Mexican Food Industry Overthrow With A Taco Conspiracy
eb7ball: well...there goes my plan for tonight.
poser emo kid: sorry to be the bringer of bad news
eb7ball: it's...okay i guess. i'll just have to get my revenge another way.
poser emo kid: HMMMM, well dont tell me your plan. i'll ruin it.
eb7ball: probably will. you know, you should really give in to the cult and type your 'HMMMM's like this: hmmN. not only is it the right thing to do, but you'll feel better too.
poser emo kid: HMMMMM
poser emo kid: (odd look)
eb7ball: you poser emo kids. all alike
poser emo kid: but .... but ... what about the glasses?! our fake emoer-than-thou emo kid glasses?!?!?
eb7ball: oh yeah...um. disregard that last comment then.
poser emo kid: (narrows eyes)
eb7ball: i never said it! i um...it was your cat again
poser emo kid: HES DEAD!
eb7ball: you killed him!
eb7ball: cat killer!
poser emo kid: ... no!! i didnt!
poser emo kid: he died all by himself!!
eb7ball: thats what you want me to think.
poser emo kid: its true, its true!
poser emo kid: (is sobbing over her departed kitten)
eb7ball: well...where were YOU on the night of august 1, 2001?? hmmM??
poser emo kid: ummm ... um ... i was ....... i was with jenny !!! shes my alibi !
eb7ball: nobody will believe anything that imbreeder says.
poser emo kid: well um .... i was talking to micah too !! .... -- oh wait! he wasnt there last night. darn him
eb7ball: heh heh heh. cat killer cat killer.
poser emo kid: MEANISH THING!
eb7ball: hehe...meanish...hehe
poser emo kid: bwhahaha
eb7ball: tell me...
eb7ball: what should i name my 3rd fish?
poser emo kid: HMMMMMMM. whats the other fisheseses names?
eb7ball: sid vicious and little bill. i had a thelonius monk...but he died.
poser emo kid: dear me
poser emo kid: well lets see..
eb7ball: yes, let's.
poser emo kid: you should name him.. umm ... ummm ..... well jessy doesnt know
eb7ball: erin doesn't know either.
poser emo kid: thats a problem jessy is thinking
eb7ball: erin thinks the fish will remain nameless
poser emo kid: haha jessy thinks thats someones name on the board and jessy is laughing but not really
eb7ball: erin think jessy is right, it is paige's name on the board and erin thinks the fish will still remain nameless.
poser emo kid: jessy thinks erin is wrong, its adam's name on the board who is paige's boyfriend but that doesnt seem to tell us what to name the fish
eb7ball: oh yes, erin realizes jessy is right and feels like a fool. paige is thoughts of closure and right now thoughts of closure has nothing to do with the fish. neither does remains nameless, but still...the fish remains nameless.
poser emo kid: jessy sees that erin realises that jessy is right and right now jessy feels stupid because she just typed erin's name as "eric" and just typed jessy's name as "jenny" ..... and jessy still doesnt know what to name the fish
eb7ball: erin understands that now, not only is erin "special" but jessy seems to be "special" as well. but jessy shouldn't feel bad because she can't type, jessy should feel bad because jessy killed her cat. ...and the fish remains unnamed...
poser emo kid: jessy thinks that erin is being a meanish thing and called jessy stupid subliminally and jessy thinks erin's fish is a stupid dumb head and shouldnt have name and jessy didnt kill her cat she only threw him out the window and he died on his own
eb7ball: erin really worries about jessy and jessy's obviously deep-rooted psychological problems. erin is getting deep-rooted problems of erin's own because jessy said that erin's unnamed fish is a stupid dumb head. erin starts to cry when she realizes that not only has her fish been insulted, but erin has been insulted too. erin thinks she should name her fish poser emo kid and then set it on fire.
poser emo kid: jessy thinks erin [again typed "eric"] should have known jessy had deep-rooted psychological problems thats why she goes to the mental health section of the health center every friday and jessy thinks erin is trying to steal jessy's deep-rooted psychological problems and jessy thinks that erin's fish SHOULD be named poser emo kid and set on fire because that would be really funny except not
eb7ball: erin thinks it's sad that jessy thinks erin should set erin's fish on fire. erin thinks jessy should apologize for thinking such a terrible thing. erin thinks it is no wonder that jessy has deep-rooted pshychological problems since jessy thinks bad things about erin's fish. erin isn't out to steal jessy's problems as erin has enough of erin's own problems [see: can't name fish incident of 01]
poser emo kid: jessy thinks erin is dumb and um dumb also and jessy thinks erin's fish is dumb too and jessy thinks erin should name him "dumb fish head" and jessy thinks erin DEFINETLY has some problems (jessy giving erin weird looks)
eb7ball: erin is tired of the weird looks jessy keeps giving her so erin pokes jessy's eyes out with erin's 'dumb' fish that is dumb like erin is. erin knows that erin doesn't have problems, erin knows erin is just special because only special people get to ride the short bus and only special people get pointed at. erin is rubber and jessy is glue. what erin says bounces off erin and sticks to jessy. and it sticks to jessy really hard.
poser emo kid: jessy um pokes out erin's eyes back and laughs at erin's dumb fish that is dumb like erin and then jessy says hey! jessy is special too jessy rode on a short bus! .... and then jessy thinks that it made no sense that erin would need anything erin says to bounce off of erin and stick to jessy because why would erin have words bounce off of erin because wouldnt erin's words go in the other direction away from erin's self? so jessy thinks erin must have meant that erin's words bounce off of jessy and stick back to erin
eb7ball: erin thinks jessy is insane and erin doesn't really read any of what jessy has been typing so that jessy's crazy doesn't get on erin. erin's mom always told erin to never listen to cat killers anyway, that cat killers don't know what they are talking about. erin's words bounce back off of erin and land on jessy again. and they land on jessy harder than last time. erin is getting confused like special people tend to do and erin runs out of things to type about fish and special people and meanwhile erin's fish still remains nameless like paige's boyfriend's name only paige's boyfriend has a name and erin's fish does not. erin's fish is named: . see? erin has to leave a blank because erin knows not what to name the fish.
poser emo kid: jessy thinks erin is a psychoish person but jessy has to go to work and she will be late if she doesnt hurry because she forgot to go to work at 4 instead of 5 haha jessy is so special
[end.]
||well that was fookin long, eh?||