various oddities to please you and your loved ones
2001-09-15 - 3:06 p.m.

when you're sick, people are nicer to you. they're sympathetic. they ask if you're okay. they do you favors and give you caring looks.

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my fish fear for their lives. sid vicious and moe rocca were swimming in about a half an inch of water when i woke up this morning. practically flopping on the pond floor. our pond seems to have a hole in it. so i am on pond patrol today, making sure my fish don't die. they probably will. as you may know, i haven't had the best of luck with fish. my dad said we should just drain the pond, put the fish in the bird bath and let that be the end of it, but i'm kinda partial to sid and moe.

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i'm downloading a screamin' jay hawkins song right now.

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go to thisisjohn's diary and sign his guestbook saying that you want him to create a snoop dogg diaryring. do it. think of the children.

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one more thing, and very important...if i have seen your face, be assured i am talking to you: QUIT SENDING ME FORWARDS. i will saw off your legs. i will put you in a trash bag and leave you in the alleys of mexico. i H A T E forwards. they anger me. i'm not joking around...they honestly piss me off. i'm not entirely sure why...but they do. so please stop. thank you.

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