one halloween, i went to a house where an older lady lived. we knocked on the door. she opened it. naturally. we said trick or treat and she stared at us blankly. she then told us she forgot it was halloween but for us to come in. we went in. she went into the kitchen and began rummaging around. she plopped two heavy things wrapped in aluminum foil into our bags. we opened them. i got a tomato. my sister got an apple. yay. halloween.

i have a spongebob squarepants tattoo.

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