mah eye!
2002-09-16 - 3:35 p.m.

yesterday, when i was stopped at some gas station or restaurant, i can't remember, something happened.

i peed in my eye.

i was squatting over the seat, pissing pretty as you please, when some of it splattered off the seat and into my eye.

i laughed. i couldn't help it. how many times have you peed in your eye? none, i bet. i hadn't before that time. and i bet i couldn't ever do it again.

and this is what i've become. a giggling idiot, laughing in the stall of a toilet.

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