2002-12-13 - 1:01 p.m.
adaftapeth: wanna hear my hypothesis on walmart?
alkalinesingular: Yes
adaftapeth: ok
adaftapeth: you need a job, you go to walmart. seemingly like any other job.
adaftapeth: they give you lots of good hours and flexibility and good benefits, etc. to keep you there.
adaftapeth: give them about a year to have you sucked in and completely brainwashed...
adaftapeth: you go through trainings and lectures and nonsense and all the while you're being brainwashed...
adaftapeth: they tell you that "yo'ure all part of sam walton's family" blah blah blah. bullshit, really, but you're brainwashed so you don't know better...
adaftapeth: well...
adaftapeth: in the end their goal has been completed...
adaftapeth: because
adaftapeth: they have successfully taken nice impressionable boys and girls and turned them into whitetrash. they make it so that you quit everything good in your life and become dedicated to this sam walton character who's dead anyway!
adaftapeth: ...
adaftapeth: you quit school so that you have more time to work there AND so that god forbid, you not get a higher education and work somewhere decent...
alkalinesingular: and they sell clean versions of cds! confound
adaftapeth: you marry within the "family" so that you can breed more whitetrash to eventually work at walmart.
adaftapeth: IT"S EVIL!!
alkalinesingular: it must be stopped
adaftapeth: and yes, the clean version of cds.
adaftapeth: indeed.
adaftapeth: walmart ate my baby.
alkalinesingular: its no longer a chain of corporate stores
alkalinesingular: it is an entity
alkalinesingular: it must be destroyed
adaftapeth: but seriously, adam was always telling me how creepy that shit was.
adaftapeth: how they seemed cult-like
adaftapeth: and were all "sam walton love you"
adaftapeth: loves
alkalinesingular: and they have so much variety etc in their groceries that you're forced to BUY MORE SHIT
adaftapeth: exactly!
adaftapeth: you don't want to go to walmart, but you can't fucking help it because they HAVE WHAT YOU NEED!
adaftapeth: stupid fucers
alkalinesingular: LET ME TELL YOU
adaftapeth: fuckers, even
alkalinesingular: let me tell you my theory
adaftapeth: ok
alkalinesingular: about food
alkalinesingular: something ive noticedc
alkalinesingular: You see...
alkalinesingular: its always cheaper to buy more
alkalinesingular: where as if you buy less it costs more
alkalinesingular: EXAMPLE!
alkalinesingular: You can buy 4 boxes of coke for like 10 bucks
alkalinesingular: but if you buy one box it costs like 350
alkalinesingular: its only with that special deal
alkalinesingular: But let me go on
alkalinesingular: YOu see
alkalinesingular: if you buy a can of spaghettios that is like 30 oz
alkalinesingular: it costs a littl eunder 2 dollars
alkalinesingular: no im sorry
alkalinesingular: lets say 28 oz
alkalinesingular: but if you buy 2 cans of 15 oz cans equaliing 30 oz
alkalinesingular: it costs like 250
adaftapeth: yes
alkalinesingular: and yeah
alkalinesingular: it goes on and on
adaftapeth: demons.
alkalinesingular: if you want to buy the smaller version of that it costs more
alkalinesingular: like
alkalinesingular: its cheaper to be overweight
adaftapeth: hahaha
alkalinesingular: and health food is more expensive
adaftapeth: yeah.
adaftapeth: we should call it the debilmart
alkalinesingular: hahaha
adaftapeth: i got sick in it once
alkalinesingular: TIZ THE DEBILMART
adaftapeth: indeed it tiz
alkalinesingular: My friends jeff an danny always want to go there when we leave town
alkalinesingular: its like
alkalinesingular: WHY ITS EVIL
adaftapeth: yes!
alkalinesingular: and they were once like, "I feel like eating walmart food tonight"
adaftapeth: ewww
adaftapeth: walmart food is nasTAY
alkalinesingular: so we ate there
alkalinesingular: it is
alkalinesingular: i wanted to die
adaftapeth: AND!
adaftapeth: they have a mcdonald's inside and we all know how evil mcdonalds is! you eat the food and then the food eats your insides!
alkalinesingular: Yes
alkalinesingular: they have a mcdonalds in yours?
alkalinesingular: i havent seen that before
adaftapeth: and i don't think it's coincidental at all that if you rearrange the letters in mcdonalds they spell out SATAN
adaftapeth: yes they do
alkalinesingular: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alkalinesingular: i lov eyou
adaftapeth: i lov eyou too