cheeto jihad.
2003-03-23 - 7:18 p.m.


bobby informed me that the world's largest cheeto is in his city. i've decided to take a jihad to this cheeto. it's encased in a bullet-proof glass case. this baffles me, because i can't understand why you would want to shoot a cheeto. but this matters not. i shall have that cheeto. i'm planning on developing a cult following. we'll drink koolaid and then eat the cheeto. dying with orange fingers. finally life has meaning.

if you want to follow me, please do so. if you need a reason to live, then join me, my children, in my pilgramage to the mighty cheeto. sup with me.

oh my.

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