blockbuster employee #2307 has spoken. again. |
2003-04-06 - 10:14 p.m.
since the movie jackass has been released, several things have happened at blockbuster. here are some of the stories.
WomanCustomerPerson:Have you seen Jackass?
WomanCustomerPerson:Well, you know the midget that's in a lot of the tv episodes? Does he appear in the movie frequently or is he in it at all?
BlockbusterEmployee:He's in the movie a lot...he's one of their friends. He's funny, though.
WomanCustomerPerson:[makes strange face and also some gutteral noises] I don't know if i can rent this, then. I'm...um...well...I'm afraid of midgets. I just don't like them, they scare me. MIDGETS SCARE ME, OKAY??
BlockbusterEmployee:[reading movie title to ensure customer got correct movie]Jackass.
LargeManCustomer:[pauses]What did you call me?
BlockbusterEmployee:I didn't call you anything, I was reading off the movie title to you.
LargeManCustomer:[angryish]Are you sure??
SmallChild:Mom, can I rent JackBottom?
Mother:Can you rent what??
SmallChild:Jack BOTTOM. can I rent the movie called JACK BOTTOM?
Mother:Just show me what you mean. Point it out.
SmallChild:[points to Jackass.]
Mother:[shrieks]NO! You can't watch that sort of thing, you're too young, do you hear me?
eh heh heh.
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