2003-08-18 - 10:47 p.m.
adaftapeth: I AM SORRY OKAY MAN
avastmehardy: WELL YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION FOOL
adaftapeth: I DID PAY ATTENTION I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU
avastmehardy: haha
avastmehardy: fine
adaftapeth: please...
avastmehardy: ?
adaftapeth: accept my heart-warming gift of TREE-SCRATCHIES!
avastmehardy: NO I SCOFF AT YOUR GIFT AND SPIT AT YOUR FEET
adaftapeth: I ABSOLVE THEE
avastmehardy: I RUN TO DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP ABSOLVE!!!
adaftapeth: I BEAT YOU TO DICTIONARY AND SQUASH YOUR HEAD IN THE NAME OF MR. WEBSTER!
avastmehardy: YOU ONLY THINK YOU SQUASH MY HEAD BUT IT IS REALLY NOT ME. IT IS MY EVIL CLONE PEPPERINA AND YOU FEEL STUPID AS I STAND IN THE DOOR AND LAUGH AT YOU
adaftapeth: AH BUT I AM WAY AHEAD OF YOUR TRICKERY FOR I HAVE CLONED MYSELF AS WELL AND AM NOW NIRE EVIL CLONE OF ERIN AND I STAND BEHIND YOUR LAUGHING BODY AND LAUGH WITH YOU AS I CRUSH YOUR HEAD WITH MY AX OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
avastmehardy: I DIE
adaftapeth: I RESURRECT AND KEEL YOU DED ONCE AGAIN.
avastmehardy: I ARISE AS LAZERETH AND COMEETH FORTHETH AND BASHETH YOUR KNEES IN
adaftapeth: I PICK UP MY BASHED IN KNEES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE REAL HARD-LIKE AND POOP RISES FORTH FROM YOUR BOWELS AND COMES OUT YOUR MOUTH. GURGLEY-NOISES! GODDAMN MY NAVEL ITCHES!
avastmehardy: hahahaha
avastmehardy: what the hell was that??