turd in my butt.
2003-09-25 - 2:58 p.m.

during a rousing rendition of the "i think i have a turd in my butt" song, i stumbled onto the chair and something lodged deep into my kneecap and i yelled out in pain. hugging my wounded knee to my body, i curse the very day i was born.

oh, the pain.

actually it doesn't even hurt anymore.

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