survey of dooooom. |
2003-12-22 - 9:59 p.m.
this is a survey. read it. watch as i slip into the trend of putting surveys in my die-ary like 98% of the die-ary population. JUST YOU WATCH.
series one - as usual
-- Name: erin elizabeth blevins the first. of doom.
-- Birthdate: the choice of professionals since 8.24.82
-- Birthplace: a hospital.
-- Current Location: a chair.
-- Eye Color: blue i think.
-- Hair Color: brown.
-- Righty or Lefty: left. y. lefty. left.
-- Zodiac Sign: fuck if i care.
-- Innie or Outtie: my bellybutton points inward.
series two - describe
-- The shoes you wore today: black. falling apart. skull shoelaces.
-- Your hair: probably messylike as usual.
-- Your eyes: they're open.
-- Your weakness?: cardboard malevolence. and killbots.
-- Your fears: myself, clowns, MAYONNAISE.
-- Your perfect pizza: pepperoni, light tomato sauce. and flesh.
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: anything would be nice. just one thing. really.
series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: mmm...tastes like christians..mmm..
-- Your thoughts first waking up: no.
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: i don't take notice unless something stands out
-- Your best physical feature: i have a sexy left elbow. hawt.
-- Your bedtime: 1 am sometimes later sometimes earlier.
-- Your greatest fear: me.myself. i answered that already.
-- Your greatest accomplishment: i'm still alive. that's not all that great.
-- Your most missed memory: having a memory.
series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: dr. pepper red fusion.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: my zest for life is trancended only by my lust for lots of mcdonalds chicken nuggets.
-- Single or group dates: single or group dates. single or group dates. don't ask me things like that.
-- Adidas or nike: i refuse to answer such a question. clothes are clothes shoes are shoes.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: alcohol.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: alcohol.
-- Boxers or briefs: i wear panties.
series five - do you
-- Smoke: sure do.
-- Cuss: me? never.
-- Sing well: i've been told so. but now nobody knows because i only sing when i'm by myself. only i know the truth.
-- Take a shower everyday: unless i'm sick.
-- Have a crush(es): i'd like to crush something.
-- who are they: your mom.
-- Do you think you've been in love: i am now.
-- Want to go to college: i did. it did nothing for me except make me hate education even harder than i did before.
-- Like high school: parts of it. like spinning on the pottery wheel during art class, creative writing and roaming the halls during classtime.
-- Want to get married: soon enough.
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: yeah. unless i'm using my head.
-- Think you're attractive: eh.
-- Think you're a health freak: i smoke; what do you think?
-- Get along with your parents: sometimes
-- Play an instrument: piano
series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: yes.
-- Smoke(d): oh yes.
-- Done a drug: a drug or two.
-- Made Out: yes
-- Go on a date: no not really
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nah
-- Eaten sushi: noo
-- Been on stage: nupe.
-- Been dumped: dumped on the floor, maybe.
-- Gone skating: in my socks on the kitchen floor
-- Made homemade cookies: i.dont.cook.
-- Been in love: yeah
-- Gone skinny dipping: if you mean in bed.
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no. well. not really. stealing from work doesn't count. if they didn't want you to take things they wouldn't just leave them out like that.
series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: not that i recall.
-- If so, was it mixed company: mixed. company. mixed drinks. hmmn.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yais.
-- Been caught "doing something": perhaps
-- Been called a tease: haha.
-- Gotten beaten up: nope.
-- Shoplifted: nope
-- If so, did you get caught: NOPE
series eight - the future
-- Age you hope to be married: 20-something
-- Numbers and Names of Children: he says voltron and i say jimmy jamal.
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: i don't really know. it involves marriage. and stuff..
-- How do you want to die: something ridiculous. like a vending machine falling on me.
-- Where you want to go to college: NO.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: what i am now; only getting paid for it.
-- What country would you most like to visit: your mom. no. really.
series nine - opposite sex
-- Best eye color? i dunno.
-- Best hair color? i dunno that either.
-- Short or long hair?: i have short hair, but i am not the opposite of my sex.
-- Best height: taller than me
-- Best weight: who cares
-- Best articles of clothing: clothes are good. any clothes. naked people have little or no influence over me.
-- Best first date location: dates are for people with weak immune systems. and kittens.
-- Best first kiss location: you know. the normal kissing place.
series ten - number of
(also, the "vague answer" series)
-- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: none
-- Number of girls you have made out with: none
-- Number of girlfriends you've had: girls as friends? i have no friends.
-- Number of boys I have kissed: 5
-- Number of boys you have made out with: 4
-- Number of boyfriends you've had: two that i'll admit to
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: one definately. two maybe.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: one. aside from me.
-- Number of CDs that I own: more than you.
-- Number of piercings: one absent piercing. sad. sad.
-- Number of tattoos: zero
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: a lot if you rearrange the letters to spell my name
-- Number of scars on my body: many but i need more, particularly one from a sword. on my face.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: almost everything.
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