ah the joys of instant messaging people i don't know
2003-07-24 - 10:54 p.m.

adaftapeth: do you think it's possible to take over a small helpless country using only a hoe and a glass of water?

EvilCheeseWedge: Hell yeah, how do you think I plan on taking over Canada? With microwaves?

adaftapeth: microwaves are the future! have you seen how easterpeepfucks grow when microwaved?

EvilCheeseWedge: no, but i have witnessed many a radioactive marshamallow killings

adaftapeth: i desired marshmallow today.

adaftapeth: but alas, i had none.

EvilCheeseWedge: And grocery stores... who has time for them?

adaftapeth: i do on wednesdays. from 3:05-3:10

EvilCheeseWedge: who has time for wednesday anymore? when you're plotting world domination there isn't time for anything

adaftapeth: who has to plot domination? it's been engrained in me since the womb.

EvilCheeseWedge: yeah well i forget easily

adaftapeth: then i win.

EvilCheeseWedge: Fine, i'll go dominate the moon

adaftapeth: good. i have no need for you here. you'd only get in the way.

EvilCheeseWedge: I hear that a lot these days

adaftapeth: i do apologize.

EvilCheeseWedge: so who are you, i like to know who my enemies are

adaftapeth: i am but a figment of your overactive imagination.

adaftapeth: further proof that you are insane, therefore talking to yourself online.

EvilCheeseWedge: i wish i could say this is the first time i've had my imagation im me.

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