2003-07-24 - 10:54 p.m.
adaftapeth: do you think it's possible to take over a small helpless country using only a hoe and a glass of water?
EvilCheeseWedge: Hell yeah, how do you think I plan on taking over Canada? With microwaves?
adaftapeth: microwaves are the future! have you seen how easterpeepfucks grow when microwaved?
EvilCheeseWedge: no, but i have witnessed many a radioactive marshamallow killings
adaftapeth: i desired marshmallow today.
adaftapeth: but alas, i had none.
EvilCheeseWedge: And grocery stores... who has time for them?
adaftapeth: i do on wednesdays. from 3:05-3:10
EvilCheeseWedge: who has time for wednesday anymore? when you're plotting world domination there isn't time for anything
adaftapeth: who has to plot domination? it's been engrained in me since the womb.
EvilCheeseWedge: yeah well i forget easily
adaftapeth: then i win.
EvilCheeseWedge: Fine, i'll go dominate the moon
adaftapeth: good. i have no need for you here. you'd only get in the way.
EvilCheeseWedge: I hear that a lot these days
adaftapeth: i do apologize.
EvilCheeseWedge: so who are you, i like to know who my enemies are
adaftapeth: i am but a figment of your overactive imagination.
adaftapeth: further proof that you are insane, therefore talking to yourself online.
EvilCheeseWedge: i wish i could say this is the first time i've had my imagation im me.