i'm going to stay home for the rest of my life and eat halloween oreos and watch saved by the bell.

i'm going to make a sign to hang on myself that says "no i won't party with you, no i won't buy you beer."

i'm going to quit blockbuster one day, but for now i'll steal stuff from them and throw it in my trunk while i laugh.

i'm going to stop sleeping so late so that when i do wake up i won't feel like i was run over by a truck.

i'm going to stop spending money on things i don't really need. i.e. alcohol and entire pizzas from little caesar's when i only eat two pieces.

i'm going to stop writing now.

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