i try and i try to get a guestbook for this thing, but noooo. see, it's funny because when i first tried to sign up for a diary, it broke my computer. and now i can't sign up for a guestbook. i guess since friday was the 13th, all that crazy superstition is just carrying on through the weekend. [note: i'm not superstitious.]

so today is a day of body modification. painless body modification - the best kind. i'm going to dye my tongue tonight. it may not work, but if it does, it started with me. and if you steal my idea, i will not hesistate to saw your legs off. if you didn't have to PAY for the "gold membership" at diaryland, i could upload a picture of the results.

today is sunday. a day of going to church if you're religious...or if your parents drag you along. i was plotting to get excommunicated but my mom informed me that only catholics do that. and i had such good ideas, too. like worshipping buddha during the service. or sacrificing a goat at the alter. but then i realized if i left church, i couldn't have those tasty communion wafers anymore...and that would be tragic.

i'm gone for now...going to go take over a small country using only a glass of water and a hoe. going to install a totalitarian regime.

.e r i n.

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