2003-08-31 - 12:37 p.m.
arby's drive thru.
employee: can i take your ord...SON OF A BITCH!!
and when i was ordering my curly fries i lost control. it was all too funny.
employee: what was the second drink you wanted?
me: pepsi.
employee: what was DAMNIT! what was the second drink again?
me: PEPSI.
employee: mutters to herself, more cursing. i'm sorry but what was the second drink again?
me: just give me whatever you want.
then i got the food and spilled my dr. pepper on my crotch, declaring myself DR. PEPPER CROTCH. or DPC for short. fear me.